Random Observations

1. I am looking at you, Guy, who thinks it's normal to work out in Burberry shorts and Sperry's.... It's not. I also don't understand the polo and gym pants look...

2. How do you avoid panty lines when wearing skin-tight workout pants/shorts? Are you not wearing underwear? Are you wearing a thong? That just seems uncomfortable.

3. Men, please, you have to wear underwear too. It is not acceptable to wear just a cup or a protector, because when you a) sit on the floor, stretch, etc. or b) use any type of machine that requires you to sit down you either flash everyone your sweat-soaked crotch or leave nasty sweat marks on the equipment.

4. Yes, this one is for the germophobe who spends more time wiping down the equipment than actually using it. Since you are so concerned why don't you also wipe it down after you use it so that the rest of us don't have to deal with your sweat and germs???

5. The gym is for working out, and while socializing is part of it, it is not its entirety. If you are there to chit chat and giggle, please do it in the free space, not on the mats, not on the equipment, or right next to the weights you aren't using but won't relinquish. I'd like to use the machine too. I promise I will do it quickly, so that you can get back to analyzing that guy's butt or whether or not that girl had a boob job....

6. So is wearing short shorts over leggings a way to hide the panty lines?

7. You are about to 'work-out', do you really need to apply layers of mascara and makeup as well as flat-iron that stray piece of hair in the bathroom before hand?

8. Pick up your trash!!!

9. This one is kind of mean, and I'm sure I've done it too, but way to go, person that got on the treadmill and ran for two minutes before walking off wheezing, all to impress that one other person who's 'OMG'!!!

10. I am also not sure I understand the purpose of the sleeveless shirt that's torn almost all the way down the side (on guys)... what's the point? A tight tshirt would have the same effect of showing off your muscles without also showing off your armpit hair.

11. All you Jersey Shore wanna-bes... You're not that hot, and frankly, you come off sounding like assh*les.